The Blogg

October 16, 2009

Prior Art

Filed under: Music, Personal — chadhogg @ 10:55 am

Some time ago I had what I thought was an ingenious idea for a new musical instrument. Most instruments allow you to adjust pitch (within its range) and volume (amplitude). It is often possible to control timbre to a small degree by varying the shape of the embouchure on a wind instrument, for example, but generally you select an instrument and get whatever timbre it produces. Synthesizers allow you to quickly switch from imitating the timbre of one instrument to another, but you are still limited to those pre-defined settings. The exciting feature of my instrument would be giving the musician complete, fine-grained control over the timbre of the sound he or she was producing.

This instrument would consist of essentially a keyboard connected to a 24-track mixing board and a computer. When a key on the keyboard was depressed, the frequency associated with that pitch would be sent to the computer, which would generate a sine wave at that frequency. It would also generate a sine wave at each of the significant overtones of that frequency — an octave above, an octave + a fifth above, 2 octaves above, 2 octaves +a major third above, and so forth. These individual waveforms would then be mixed in proportions specified by the mixing board before being sent to a speaker. The first sixteen or so faders on the mixing board would control the intensity of the first 16 members of the harmonic series. The remaining 8 could serve auxiliary purposes, such as one that boosts the power of all even-numbered harmonics, another for all odd-numbered harmonics, another for overall volume, etc. A person would play this instrument with one hand on the keyboard to control pitch and one hand on the mixing surface to control timbre in real-time.

Because I lack both the electrical engineering skills and free time, this has remained only an unimplemented idea for many years. Today, while scouring the Internet to determine what keyboard instrument makes the percussive sounds of the first solo in “Time Of The Season”, I discovered that the idea described above is essentially that of the veritable Hammond organ, invented 75 years ago, and that the idea of custom-building a particular timbre through combining different members of the harmonic series is as old as the organ itself. The Hammond, and certainly the stops on a traditional pipe organ, are not necessarily designed to be adjusted while playing, but this is a possibility.

The only benefit that my device would have over the Hammond organ would be the ability to find timbres across a more continuous spectrum and greater ease of adjustment while playing. This last benefit may give it the ability to much more realistically mimic the sound of acoustic instruments however, since the timbre of an instrument often changes rapidly between the attack of a note and when it is held over time. Perhaps some day my dream of a note that begins with the full sound of a saxophone, slowly morphs into the pure fundamental of a piano, and accelerates to a breathy flute will come to pass.

September 29, 2009

My Vocal Range

Filed under: Music, Personal — chadhogg @ 12:41 pm

In a stunning display of procrastination, I answered a question today that I have wondered about for some time. Frustrated at my inability to sing along comfortably with “Redemption Song”, I tuned up my bass and started matching pitches to determine what my exact vocal range is.


Modal range from F#2 - F4, with G2 - D4 comfortable

The first image shows my modal register, which extends from F#2 through F4, although I can only comfortably produce G2 through D4. According to Wikipedia, a bass’s range should be F2 through E4, so I cannot quite sing low enough or comfortably high enough to be classically a bass. The baritone range is G2 through F4, which fits me if you include those notes that I can hit but not necessarily hold. I find this somewhat surprising, because when I sang in a chorus during high school I had many more problems with the upper notes written for the basses than the lower notes. Classical composers typically respected the edges of the staff, but the music we had from contemporary composers often reached several ledger lines above. Musical theater was the worst, in which I was often forced to sing in the falsetto register as the men’s parts were written in the middle of the treble clef.


Falsetto range from F3 - G5, with G#3 - C#5 comfortable

Fortunately, my falsetto range (pictured above) extends from F3 through G5, with G#3 through D5 comfortable. Unfortunately, I think falsetto sounds at best strange and at worst awful, and have almost never used it since those days when I was forced to do so.


Vocal fry range from C2 - G2, with D2 - G2 comfortable

The final image is of my range in the vocal fry register. I had known for some time that I could produce low pitches with a very gravelly sort of timbre, but did not actually know that it had a name until I started doing some research for this post. While I sound bad in the falsetto register, the sounds I make in the vocal fry register cannot be described as musical at all. Apparently there is also a whistle register, but I do not know how to access it if I am even capable of doing so.

Since high school the only non-pop singing that I have done is singing hymns in churches with traditional music. Although these are typically arranged for four-part harmony (and very accessible bass ranges), basically everyone sings the soprano line and I tend to join along. Given enough time to work on it I could sing the bass parts, but I lack perfect pitch and cannot find relative pitch quickly enough for sight-reading (up a fourth, that’s “Here Comes The Bride”, now down a sixth, that is “N – B – C”, etc). Thus, I usually end up singing the soprano part transposed down an octave. Then when the melody line rises above D5 I have to drop down another octave, then return to a single-octave transposition when the melody comes back down. If I start down two octaves, then I have to jump up when the melody goes below G4. Almost every melody extends below G4, and a great many extend higher than D5, which makes it impossible for me to sing them in the modal register with a fixed transposition. As you can imagine, this is quite annoying, which is why I expected my range to be significantly less than that of the average untrained vocalist.

August 18, 2009

The Music Of The 1990s

Filed under: Music, Personal — chadhogg @ 3:20 pm

When discussing music with me, my friends refer to the 10 year gap in my knowledge over the 1990s. Indeed I know little about music from that time period, and why should I? It was the high point or beginning of three of my least favorite musical genres: grunge, boy band, and rap. My tastes run more to the classic rock and metal of the 60s through 80s, and while I do not necessarily like it, I have come to know the music of the 2000s reasonably well through actually paying some attention to what is popular now.

Today I was bored with the styles of music that I usually listen to and decided to give an album by the Gin Blossoms (New Miserable Experience) a try. I must have acquired it at some point in the last 15 years, but I do not recall purchasing it and had no idea what it would sound like. After a few tracks I immediately recognized it, and decided to see what Pandora would find similar when the album finished. Since then I’ve been listening to Counting Crows, Sister Hazel, Toad The Wet Sprocket, Goo Goo Dolls, Wallflowers, Spin Doctors, and all sorts of songs based on driving, jangly guitars and huge vocal hooks.

I’ve never been a fan of any of these bands and never owned any of their albums, but they all sound familiar. I know them from one place: the radio on my school bus going to middle school and the first two years of high school. Perhaps it is just nostalgia or a strange mood, since I do not normally find such poppy music very interesting, but at the moment I have to say that there was some damn good music out at this time.

August 11, 2009

Concert Review: Musikfest Days 8-10

Filed under: Music — chadhogg @ 4:14 pm

I intended to see Marcia Ball on Friday night, but arrived later than most days and could not find parking anywhere nearby. Instead, I went home and watched the last 8 innings of an epic 15 inning Yankees – Red Sox game with my hosts. One grew up in Massachusetts and the other northern New Jersey and both are serious baseball fans, so that was fun.

Saturday I saw blues trio Mike Dugan & The Blues Mission, who were quite good but not unusual in a way worth writing about. Grayson Capps & The Stumpknockers, by contrast, were quite unique. Their music is quite low-key for a four-piece electric blues band, but it was not exactly blues either. Rather, it was more like gritty electric singer-songwriter fare. Capps’s lyrics seemed rather contrived, but it was an entertaining show.

I had elected not to see Jonny Lang and George Thorogood because if John Lee Hooker, Jr. was anything like his father, then that free show would be just as good and in a much more pleasant venue. I was surprised to find that the son has not taken up the guitar but only sings. He was backed by the usual rhythm section and a guy who played mostly horn stabs on a synthesizer in a very funky style of blues-rock. It was not quite what I was expecting, but very good. Unfortunately it was getting cool and had been raining lightly but steadily for some time, so I decided to leave during the set break.

After the debacles that were Boston and Earth, Wind, & Fire last year, I decided that I would never again sit in the lawn section at Riverplace. Yet, by the time I got around to purchasing a pair of tickets to see Crosby, Stills, & Nash the only place a connected pair could be found was in the lawn seating or directly in front of it. The gates were slated to open at 6:00 for the 8:00 show, so we were in line to ensure good placement within the lawn section by 5:15. About 5:45 the heavens opened up and we crowded under the Hill To Hill Bridge to stay as dry as possible. The opening of the gates was pushed off until after the thunderstorm had passed, which happened at around 7:00. The forecast still looked grim for the rest of the night, but there was no turning back.

Fortunately the rain held off and the show started about 8:10 with Stills and Nash playing guitars and Crosby standing awkwardly while the trio sang. By the fifth song Crosby had picked up a guitar as well, and more band members joined as the night progressed, including Todd Caldwell on organ, James Raymond (and Nash for a few songs) on keyboards, Joe Vitale on drums, and a bassist whose name I could not catch. None of the members have quite the voices that they did 40 years ago, but there is something just as beautiful in their ragged, weary voices today and the songs are just as haunting as ever. Each seemed to be sober and enjoying themselves, something that I understand was quite uncommon through the previous two decades. They sounded, quite simply, excellent. Crosby mentioned several times his appreciation for the employees of Martin guitar (headquartered in nearby Nazareth) in the audience.

The setlist contained most of the group’s hits (“Helplessly Hoping”, “Wasted On The Way”, “Guinnevere”, “Marrakesh Express”, “Southern Cross”, “Long Time Gone”, “Deja Vu”, “Our House”, “Almost Cut My Hair”, “Wooden Ships”, “Love The One You’re With”, and “Teach Your Children”) as well as a pair of Buffalo Springfield songs (“Rock And Roll Woman”, “Bluebird”), a Rolling Stones cover (“Ruby Tuesday”), and one each from James Taylor (“You Can Close Your Eyes”) and Bob Dylan (“Girl From The North Country”). Nearly all of the non-cover material came from the group’s first two albums, with two songs from Daylight Again and none from CSN, American Dream, Live It Up, After The Storm, or Looking Forward. They certainly could have expanded the setlist, playing only an hour and 20 minutes with a 10 minute encore. Indeed, when the road crew began dismantling the set 5 minutes after the end of the encore with the crowd continuing to applaud the general mood was of disbelief. I heard others mostly complaining about the lack of “Suite: Judy Blue Eyes”, while I would have preferred “Dark Star” and “Cathedral” myself. My correspondence with other fans reveals that the band has been playing a somewhat longer show elsewhere, so I do not know why this was cut short. Perhaps the decision was made while the weather still looked threatening.

All of my fears regarding the venue proved true. The sound from the stage was quite quiet where we were sitting, at approximately the same volume level as normal conversation. You would think this would be fine but, as before, there were a group of people directly behind us who kept up a conversation through the entire first half of the concert. Half of their discussions, ironically, revolved around the low sound level, which was only a serious problem because of them. I am a very sedate person by nature, but we nearly had a confrontation. SteelStax cannot be ready fast enough.

Overall, the festival was another great success. I do wish they would return to the transportation system they used in years past. Purchasing a pin in exchange for unlimited trolley rides to, from, and around the various venues was a fantastically convenient system. I tried taking the LANTA Loop into town once and found it to be much more of a hassle; so much so that I did not bother with it again. I continue to think that the festival could do a much better job of attracting young people by increasing their coverage of hip-hop, metal, punk and other genres that it seems to relegate to the ticketed shows or ignore entirely, but I understand that there are people pushing just as hard to return to an exclusively polka-based lineup.

August 7, 2009

Concert Review: Musikfest Day 4-7

Filed under: Music, Sports — chadhogg @ 12:07 pm

Monday evening I saw Peripheral Vision at Americaplatz, whom I found out are the official corporate band of Olympus. They played a mix of classic rock covers well, but it was nothing I do not hear every week at an open jam. Then came Frog Holler from Berks County, one of my labmate’s favorite bands. They play original alt-country music. This was not Nashville, more like a rural Appalachian approach to punk rock, but I suppose that is the point of alt-country. The band is lead by a guy who plays acoustic rhythm guitar and sings lead vocals, and is supported by someone who alternated between guitar and keyboards, another who played guitar, lap steel, and mandolin, a bassist, a drummer, and someone who I originally thought was playing some sort of electric resonator guitar but have since decided must be some strange sort of banjo from the way he played it. This is not my style of music, but they definitely put on a good show.

I stayed there for Philadelphia indie rock sensation Dr. Dog (guitar/keys/vocals, guitar, keys, bass/vocals, drums). They are supposed to be psychedelic, but I did not find this to be true at all. The crowd here was definitely younger, hipper, and hipster-er than anything else I have seen at the festival. I do not think I will be buying any of their albums soon either, but they also had a very energetic, tight set.

Tuesday I saw Start Making Sense, a local Talking Heads tribute band. I have not really been a fan of any New Wave bands other than the Cars, but they played one of the two Talking Heads songs that I knew I knew (“Life During Wartime”, not “(Nothing But) Flowers”), a few others that I immediately recognized (“Burning Down The House”, “Once In A Lifetime”) and many that I did not. As far as I could tell, they seemed to have a pretty good recreation of the band’s sound. I am now quite interested in checking out the music of Byrne et al. In addition to a very full band (guitar/vocals, guitar, guitar, keys, bass, percussion, drums), they had something I’ve not seen in a while: a member whose primary responsibility is to energize the crowd. A (pretty, of course) young woman sang background vocals for perhaps 10% of the set, but spent most of the time dancing on stage and generally demonstrating how much fun the music was. I have little doubt that this was a major factor in getting everyone else on their feet and having a good time as well.

Wednesday I skipped the festival and went to the Philadelphia Eagles afternoon practice instead. Apparently the special teams coach is terrified of opponents running a reverse when returning kicks. The highlight of the day, for me, was rookie running back McCoy taking a handoff, bouncing to the outside, and throwing a wobbly but accurate pass to Hank Baskett after defenders disengaged to come chase him.

Thursday there was not much I wanted to see either, but because the weather was so nice I went to read outside and enjoy whomever was playing. I first stopped at Plaza Tropical to listen briefly to Toga Party Band, who were terrible. If “American Girl” is not in your vocal range, perhaps it would be best to pick a different song. I then saw listened to Todd Wolfe who, like last year, was good but not quite my style. When the sunlight had faded, I went back to where I’ve been staying and did some laundry.

August 3, 2009

Concert Review: Musikfest, Day 1-3

Filed under: Music — chadhogg @ 3:34 pm

I arrived a bit too late to bother with George Hrab & The Geologic Orchestra as I had intended, so I instead caught the second half of the Sarah Ayers Band’s set. Like last year, I enjoyed Sarah’s singing. She now has two guitarists to go with the bass / drums rhythm section. The first plays like the guitarist in a regionally successful electric blues band should – and clearly knows that he is good and enjoys himself. The second lazily strummed open-string chords and looked like he had never been more bored in his entire life. At the end of the set they were joined by saxophonist Joe Vitale (not that one, as far as I know) and a keyboard player, both of whom were fairly nondescript.

I stayed at Americaplatz for the the Craig Thatcher Band, whom I had only gotten to see partially last year. As usual, the band itself (guitar/vocals, keyboards/vocals, bass/vocals, drums) was joined by a rotating cast of guest musicians for their 20th year playing Musikfest, including Sarah Ayers as a background vocalist, Eric Steckel and another young man on guitars, a violinist, and some auxiliary percussion. The band itself was as tight as you would expect for a group that has been playing together for two decades, and the guests did not hurt much. I’ve found the band to be top-notch at faithfully reproducing other people’s songs, but their own compositions are not quite as interesting. In addition to the usual Clapton covers, they also played the music of Dylan, Hendrix, Stevie Wonder, Fleetwood Mac, and a diverse group of other bands. Thatcher’s showmanship can be a bit over the top — just because you are playing a Hendrix tune does not mean you need to use your teeth — but the crowd eats it up. By the way, if you have seen My Name Is Earl, drummer Don Plowman looks an awful lot like character Randall Hickey.

Saturday I made it to Liederplatz in time to hear the Dan May Band, who were billed as roots music, but did not sound particularly rootsy to me. Mostly it was just slightly countrified original rock. Dan May (vocals) was joined by a background vocalist, keyboardist, bassist, drummer, and two guitarists who were constantly switching between electric and acoustic models. For the last two songs one of them instead played lap steel and then mandolin, which made the songs much more interesting. If he had done so throughout the concert, perhaps it would have been more than just a decent way to spend an early evening.

I stayed at Liederplatz for the next band, Webb Wilder & The Beatnecks. You can never tell how southern rock (as they were advertised) is going to sound; Skynyrd and 38 Special are at least as different as they are alike. In this case it meant high-octane rock and roll based on power chords and that root/fifth, root/sixth, root/fifth, root/sixth riff that underlies a particular style of blues guitar, with mediocre lead lines and quirky vocals. Webb reminds me of Rivers Cuomo, if Rivers had been born 10 years earlier and 1000 miles further south. They were fun to listen to live, but I am not sure I would enjoy their recorded output so much.

I then headed over to Volksplatz, where I saw funk band Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue. “Trombone” Shorty also plays trumpet and sings, all quite well. He was backed by a terrific band of tenor and baritone saxophones, guitar, bass, drums, and percussion. They played in a more raw, energetic style than perennial Musikfesters Mingo Fishtrap, and this was most definitely a good thing. The set was mostly instrumental-heavy originals, but they also played a few unexpected and brilliantly re-arranged covers of Green Day and AC/DC in addition to those you might expect. Their arrangement of “Brain Stew” was the second time in as many days that someone’s interpretation of a song made me realize that it is basically “25 Or 6 To 4″. When a trumpeter from New Orleans says he wants to take it “really, really, *really* old-school” I am expecting Joe “King” Oliver rather than Marvin Gaye, but they did play a souped-up “When The Saints Go Marching In” toward the end of the set. For the encore the band members all swapped instruments, and sounded almost as good. I’ve been attending most of Musikfest for four or five years now and, while it is difficult to compare across years or genres, I think I would call this the best band I have seen.

It was attending Musikfest last year, hearing the great music by bands of this sort, and seeing people of all genders, races, and ages singing along and dancing together in a sea of humanity separated for a few hours from the troubles of the world that inspired me to push the ill-fated band that I started soon after in that direction. I love rock & roll, but it does not seem to have the same universal appeal. My musical mentor Norman David used to say that if we could just broadcast Ella Fitzgerald around the world every soldier would lay down his arms. I’m not sure about that, but the power of the groove should not be discounted. (And I am aware that the plentiful flow from the beer tents does not hurt either.)

On Sunday my parents and sister came to see the festival with me. We first caught the second half of Eric Steckel & Friends’ set. His “friends” this year were the regular members of the Craig Thatcher band other than Thatcher himself. He played a good set, but I have enjoyed him much more with a second guitarist. They then decided they would like to see Los Straightjackets based on my analysis that surf music would be like the Beach Boys. Although this was true to an extent, Los Straightjackets plays entirely instrumental music while they were expecting Wilson-esque rich vocal harmonies.

We wandered to Festplatz, where Jimmy Sturr & His Orchestra were upholding the festival’s polka-based history for a few songs. It is not a genre for which I have much love, but I can agree that they executed it well. We stayed for about an hour of oldies band the Main Street Cruisers, who my parents certainly enjoyed. Finally, we returned to Americaplatz to listen to rockabilly lady Rosie Flores for a while. I found her and her simple rhythm section quite entertaining, but she clearly bored my sister and her friend.

July 21, 2009

Musikfest Scheduling

Filed under: Music, Personal — chadhogg @ 9:33 pm

As if trying to pick the best of up to 8 simultaneous sessions to attend at IJCAI was not bad enough, I now have to do essentially the same thing for concerts at Musikfest. Somehow, they manage to have days when there is not much I care about, and others when there are three simultaneous must-see acts. Crosby, Stills & Nash on the 9th is non-negotiable, but that will mean missing the The Arrogant Worms. I am planning to see George Thorogood & The Destroyers with Jonny Lang, but they had to schedule their great young bluesman and entertaining faux-blues musician at the same time as their premier free blue show: John Lee Hooker, Jr. My general heuristic of avoiding bands that I have seen before fails here.

I think I’ll be attending the following:

  • July 31: George Hrab & the Geologic Orchestra, Craig Thatcher Band. (would also like to see Sarah Ayers Band)
  • August 1: Bronze Radio Return, Lili Anel, The Headers, The Dan May Band, Webb Wilder & The Beatniks, Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue. (would also like to see Jump City Jazz, Eric Steckel & Friends)
  • August 2: The Young Werewolves, The Coffin Daggers, Eric Steckel & Friends, Larry Holmes & Marmalade, Rosie Flores. (would also like to see Yes, Nancy Coletti, Magnum, Trombosis, Los Straightjackets)
  • August 3: Peripheral Vision, Frog Holler, Davy Knowles & Back Door Slam. (would also like to see Dr. Dog, Los Straightjackets)
  • August 4: Talking Heads Tribute: Start Making Sense, Ronnie Baker Brooks. (would also like to see Deb Callahan Band, B C & Company, Fusion Jazz Trio, The Limits, Sensational Soul Cruisers, Mingo Fishtrap)
  • August 5: The Slicked Up 9’s, City Rhythm Orchestra. (would also like to see Steve Brosky & His Big Lil’ Band, Mingo Fishtrap)
  • August 6: Friar’s Point, Todd Wolfe, Craig Kastelnik & Friends. (no others)
  • August 7: The Doughboys, Marcia Ball. (no others)
  • August 8: Jonny Lang, George Thorogood & The Destroyers (would also like to see Mike Dugan & The Blues Mission, Grayson Capps & The Stumpknockers, John Lee Hooker Jr., John Nemeth)
  • August 9: Crosby Still & Nash (would also like to see Philadelphia Funk Authority, Lucy Bonilla, The Arrogant Worms)

Of course, I can’t really complain. Not too many people are lucky enough to have all of this music, most of it free, in a city where many people will lend them a couch and to have a job where they can be mostly unproductive for 10 days.

June 16, 2009

Concert Review: Billtown Blues Festival

Filed under: Music — chadhogg @ 12:58 pm

This past Sunday I attended the 20th annual Billtown Blues Festival, held at the Lycoming County fairgrounds in Hughesville, PA. I paid $18 in advance for my ticket ($23 at the door). I am terrible at estimating these sorts of things, but I would say somewhere between 500 and 1000 people were in attendance. spread out in lawn chairs on a field in front of a medium-sized stage. There was a canopy in the back for people who wanted some shade. I started out there, but found that the music was only slightly louder than the conversations of people around me. Moving towards the front I found this to be less true, but they still could have used a boost in volume. Out in the sun, I got a predictable sunburn on my ears and forearms.

I did not make it in time to see Irving Street Blues, and only caught part of Sean Carney. The first act that I really saw was harpist / vocalist Gary Allegretto and mandolin player / vocalist Rich DelGrosso backed by a power trio. They were good, but I was a bit disappointed that the mandolin was not more exotic. It sounded so much like a guitar that I often could not tell which parts he was playing without watching either him or the guitarist.

Next up was gospel band The Campbell Brothers, a fairly large group driven by two steel guitarists. The only other time I’ve heard similar music is when The Blind Boys of Alabama and Ben Harper worked together. They were probably my favorite part of the festival because of their uniqueness. I love electric blues, but after a while you need something different.

I also enjoyed the next act, Greg Piccolo & Heavy Juice Expansion Pac, which was a nine-piece band led by a famous tenor saxophonist. I also enjoyed their quasi-big band style quite a bit. The last group I was was guitarist Bob Margolin and his band with vocalist Diunna Greenleaf. Margolin was good, and Ms. Greenleaf was exceptional. She sang a few songs as a tribute to the late Koko Taylor, and you could tell it was heartfelt.

The last act, to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the festival, was to be a showcase of students from a local group of music instructors. I would have stayed to hear them, but it was becoming quite cool with the sun down and I was still soaked with perspiration from when it was burning down upon us. In addition to an afternoon and evening of good music, I had an opportunity to read 200 pages or so of my current novel, making an excellent day.

June 13, 2009

The Open Mic Night From Purgatory

Filed under: Music, Personal — chadhogg @ 11:42 pm

After the open mic night from hell, I’ve been to its competitor twice. The bar is much smaller and in every other way much more normal. Instead of a sparse, scary crowd, the place is jammed packed with mostly very ordinary seeming people. More importantly, the band has a different drummer on Wednesday nights, who happens to be competent. With him, the trio sounds infinitely better. There are also quite a few very talented people who come out to play, and a few less so.

Over the course of two evenings I’ve sat in on “Gimme Three Steps”, “Rockin’ In The Free World”, “Cocaine”, “Runnin’ Down A Dream”, “Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door”, and “La Grange”, and I think acquitted myself well. Apparently others agree, because the house band’s guitarist thinks I would fit in with an old-time country band that he knows is looking for a bassist (hey, any experience is good experience, and apparently their gigs pay well), and one of the guest drummers has asked to put me on his list of people to call if he gets a gig and needs to put an impromptu group together. Hooray for playing a less popular instrument! I don’t really expect anything to come from either of those leads, but at least I am getting somewhat involved in the scene.

May 30, 2009

The Open Mic Night From Hell

Filed under: Music, Personal — chadhogg @ 9:19 am

I’ve not yet decided how exactly I want to pursue music in Williamsport, but I thought I might start by observing one of the two open mic nights in the area. The other is hosted at a different venue, but has the same house band. Names have been omitted to protect me, since it looks like this is about the only game in town.

The bar was one of the shadiest places I have ever been. It is set back into the forest without much of a sign to help you find it. The parking lot was full of a dozen or so dilapidated pickup trucks. Inside, it was segmented into at least four rooms. Only the first contained a small bar, while the other three had pool tables and the last a space for the band to play. The rooms were very large, very empty of people, and very dark. It looked like one had been built originally and the others added on by the shoddiest construction methods over the years. The walls were haphazardly decorated, if you could call it that, as a hunting lodge. Although they serve food, there was no sign of a kitchen. (My meal was actually fairly tasty, and it has not made me sick yet.) The people in attendance were what you might call a rough crowd, sort of biker-meets-hillbilly. One older patron spent the entire night walking towards me, stopping about a yard away, pacing the other direction for 12 feet or so, then repeating.

The band (a power trio) did not get started until 55 minutes after the official start time, partially due to power and equipment problems. I am not generally competent to judge drummers, but this one had serious issues with maintaining a steady tempo at times. Perhaps because of this the guitarist and bassist rarely seemed quite in sync either. The band, and the drummer especially, seemed unaware of such concepts as subtlety, dynamics, or feel. They played with such a heavy-handedness that every song became a hard rock tune. The second song was “Santeria” by Sublime, and they absolutely pounded into the ground what should have been a light, bouncy song. At one point in the evening a guest drummer was playing very tastefully on Hendrix’s “Hey Joe”, and the official drummer decided to “help out” by appropriating the floor tom and ride cymbal and beating them into submission. (Although the two of them playing on the same set was kind of cool.) One guy got up and sang an original song about kidney stones with details of how it passed through his anatomy.

It was … an interesting night. I’ll probably try the other venue this Wednesday and see if it is any better. If not, I suppose I’ll be back.

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