The Blogg

June 28, 2007

On “Ulysses”

Filed under: Books, Personal — chadhogg @ 11:27 pm

When I took AP English as a high school senior, I was forced to read James Joyce’s “Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man”, which I despised. I don’t remember disliking any of the other literature we studied, but Joyce’s style was just too obtuse for me to enjoy. Now that it has been almost 10 years since then, I am looking for something good to read and find that Joyce’s “Ulysses” tops many critics’ lists of greatest novels. Thinking that I may have become somewhat more sophisticated through the intervening years, I decided to give it a try.

I am currently 25 pages into “Ulysses”, and fairly confused. On the surface there is a tower somewhere near the coast of Ireland with two semi-permanent residents, Buck Mulligan and Stephen Dedalus, and an Englishman named Haines has recently moved in with them. Dedalus is frequently referred to as a Jesuit, but none of the men has faith in Christianity. His mother has died recently, and some people, including Haines, believe he murdered her. It appears this was not the case, but he refused to pray for her at her deathbed and now she haunts his dreams. Mulligan shaves in the morning, then the men eat a breakfast of bacon, bread, and tea with honey before walking to a body of water to bathe. I think (hope!) that I have a reasonable understanding of the characters and plot thusfar, but feel like I am missing much more beneath it.

If the dense writing and archaic language weren’t enough to make this difficult, Joyce chooses not to use quotation marks. This makes it difficult to determine whether a paragraph is a description of events, an account of someone’s thoughts, or dialogue. Even when I can be fairly sure something is spoken aloud, the identity of the speaker must often be inferred by the content. The last person to have borrowed my copy from the library was kind enough to leave annotations in the margins, but I am afraid they are just as cryptic as the text itself. At least I haven’t encountered any moocows coming down the road toward a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo yet …

June 27, 2007

On The “Employee Free Choice Act”

Filed under: Politics — chadhogg @ 10:39 pm

I am as frustrated as many people at times when the legislature seems to move at the pace of molasses on important issues, but sometimes inaction is the best policy by far. The Employee Free Choice Act, aka Senate Bill 1041, aka House Bill 800 is one such instance. Thankfully, it is unlikely to pass the Senate during this congressional session because yesterday a vote essentially to set a timetable for voting on the measure itself failed.

The bill in question has a number of provisions, some good and some bad. For those who are unfamiliar, I will summarize the most significant and contentious change. Currently, if a group of persons working for a certain location wish to be represented by a union, there is a process by which this can be accomplished. These persons must gather signatures to prove that there is a reasonable chance that the majority of their co-workers agree with them. They present these signatures to the National Labor Relations Board. The NLRB then presides over a secret ballot of employees. If the majority vote for the union, it is certified; otherwise, it is not. The Employee Free Choice Act would remove the ballot section of this process. The union would be certified immediately upon receipt of a petition signed by a majority of employees.

Sponsors of the bill claim that this change is necessary because the current system empowers the employers to intimidate and misinform employees, preventing them from freely choosing to certify a union. That is such an absurd claim that I have a hard time writing it. I do not refute that some business use unethical and unfair practices to influence their employees. The problem is that union bosses and pro-union employees are equally likely to engage in such behavior. The current system allows both sides to present their platforms to employees and then allows those employees to secretly state their preferences to a neutral third party. The proposed system allows the union organizers to pressure employees into signing a card in their presence. The former may or may not give some small advantage to the employer, but it seems balanced enough to be called fair. The latter gives every advantage to the union and is entirely and unquestionably unfair. To refer to this bill as the Employee Free Choice Act is at least as “Orwellian” as the Ministry of Plenty, and I can’t decide whether to laugh at the absurdity or weep for humanity.

I honestly cannot understand how someone can support the name of this act with a straight face. The vast majority of issues have (at least) two viable sides, and while I may support one, I can understand and empathize with those who believe in the latter. On this issue, I simply cannot see any justification for the opposing viewpoint.

If there are specific methods by which companies unfairly intimidate workers into rejecting unions, those methods should be made illegal rather than replacing it with much more severe intimidation by union organizers. Representative George Miller introduced the bill with a speech that included the following:

The current process for forming unions is badly broken and so skewed in favor of those who oppose unions, that workers must literally risk their jobs in order to form a union. Although it is illegal, one quarter of employers facing an organizing drive have been found to fire at least one worker who supports a union. In fact, employees who are active union supporters have a one-in-five chance of being fired for legal union activities. Sadly, many employers resort to spying, threats, intimidation, harassment and other illegal activity in their campaigns to oppose unions. The penalty for illegal activity, including firing workers for engaging in protected activity, is so weak that it does little to deter law breakers.

Even when employers don’t break the law, the process itself stacks the deck against union supporters. The employer has all the power; they control the information workers can receive, can force workers to attend anti-union meetings during work hours, can force workers to meet with supervisors who deliver anti-union messages, and can even imply that the business will close if the union wins. Union supporters’ access to employees, on the other hand, is heavily restricted.

Should a business be able to fire someone because of their desire to organize? No. This is already illegal, but perhaps the penalties should be increased. (This bill does actually also call for an increase in those penalties. On that issue, I have no personal opinion.) Ironically, the card-check system would make it easier for employers to do this. Should employers (or anyone) be allowed to harass employees (or anyone) regarding this decision (or any other)? No. Once again, this is illegal but perhaps the current enforcement is inadequate. Should employers be allowed to make part of the workday listening to the company’s viewpoint? I would argue yes, but I can see the arguments in opposition. Should employers be allowed to imply that certification of the union would cause closure of the business? If they actually believe this to be true, then yes. If not, this would be obviously immoral and probably should be illegal. Should unions have greater access to employees? Perhaps. I am not sure what sort of access unions would be looking for. Given that a card-check has been successful, I certainly think it would be reasonable to require the company to provide contact information of willing employees to the union through the NLRB. It would be entirely unreasonable to force the company to subsidize the union’s speech by paying their workers to attend pro-union meetings.

Supporters of the bill may reply that I am naive and unaware of the underhanded and desperate tactics businesses will go through to get their way. I do not think that is the case, but perhaps it is. Even if so, the solution is not to practically sanction such behavior from the other side. I am well aware of the effects of unchecked capitalism, and I am quite grateful to organized labor’s efforts through the Industrial Revolution to prevent worker exploitation. I am also well aware that organized labor’s record over the last hundred years has been rather less clean than that of businesses. If an employee stands up to an unscrupulous employer, they risk losing their job and potentially being blacklisted from the industry entirely. It is a gross generalization that I am sure does not represent most collective bargaining organizations, but if an employee stands up to an unscrupulous union, they risk violence against themselves and their loved ones.

Organized labor has been a fairly hot topic in the news recently. In Davenport, et al vs. Washington Education Association, the Supreme Court of the United States recently decided that a state may disallow unions from extracting dues from non-members whom they represent and using those dues for purposes other than collective bargaining, such as political campaign contributions, without the permission of those non-member employees. I would consider this also a major move towards fairness. The entire idea of being represented by a union with which I explicitly do not agree is rather uncomfortable. Certainly if a person is reaping the benefits provided by the union, they should have some responsibility for providing the funding to support those benefits. I think if I worked in a union shop, however, I would rather not be represented at all. From what I understand, this is not possible.

In a more local story, one group of workers at Yuengling brewery decertified the union that represented them in early June. I’ve heard several opinions by people who are not associated with the brewery who claim that this was the direct result of blackmail and other unethical activities by the upper management of the company, and the Teamsters have called for a boycott of their product. I have not seen any such accusations or rebuttals by anyone who actually works at Yuengling and was represented by the union, so we may never be able to separate what happened from propaganda on both sides.

June 20, 2007

Concert Review: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Filed under: Music — chadhogg @ 12:19 pm

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (you might know them from the movie Swingers) probably do not make my list of top 25 currently active bands I would like to see live, but when you can see them just across town for $18, why not? My first Croc Rock experience wasn’t a particularly good one. Their website listed doors opening at 7:00, but when I arrived a bartender informed me that they wouldn’t actually be letting people into the concert venue until 8:00. I didn’t want to lose my close street parking, so I wandered around the downtown for half an hour and then watched the Phillies game in the bar. I wouldn’t want to live in the middle of the city, but I enjoyed the sights of the courthouses (county and federal), post office, various banks, liberty bell shrine, monument, and semi-condemned Americus center with their mostly gothic architecture.

At 8:00 I was able to enter the concert hall. It is significantly bigger than the Sterling Hotel that I had previously visited. I was expecting to hear some music soon, but the first band didn’t come on until 8:50. That first band was Stealing Jane, a septet of drums, bass, rhythm, lead, trombone, tenor saxophone, and trumpet. Their music was fairly difficult to categorize: it certainly wasn’t the swing music you would expect as an opener at this show; nor was there any influence of ska. Most of it was a funky hard rock, perhaps like Red Hot Chili Peppers would sound with a horn section. The music was quite listenable, and they had enough stage presence to make even covers of Baby Got Back and the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air entertaining. They played a relatively short set, ending at 9:25.

There were no other openers, so I sat around bored until Big Bad Voodoo Daddy finally took the stage at 10:15. Then band is a 9-piece: drums, (string) bass, keyboards, guitar/vocals, trombone, baritone saxophone, alto/tenor/clarinet, and two trumpets. You could probably find musicians just as talented at a jazz open jam session in any major city, but these guys are competent for the music they play and very polished. Despite the meager crowd (probably 60 people or so), they played a long and energetic set, with the horn players rarely staying behind their fronts as the guitarist chased them around. Scotty (the frontman) tries a little too hard at his 1930s bandleader image, giving cues and directing the band when it is obvious that none of them are paying any attention, but his vocals are legitimate. The band even continued professionally when all power to the stage was cut for about 5 minutes. It was pretty interesting hearing the songs without vocals, guitar, or keyboard, and with no amplification on any of the other instruments.

The shows were good, but the venue was a disappointment. Waiting 50 minutes to start and between acts is really unacceptable to me, given that the stage was struck and reset within 15 minutes. I am sure they could have gotten a local band to open for no compensation beyond the exposure and free admission to the rest of the evening. To exacerbate this problem, they played the same tape of music between acts as they did while we were waiting for the first. I did appreciate being able to stay for the entire event and still get home around midnight, since I did have a meeting this morning. It may have been a function of the small crowd or musical style, but the sound level was never uncomfortably loud. Despite these two advantages, I think I’d prefer the Sterling as a venue. Unfortunately, the Sterling has no upcoming shows of interest to me, while Croc Rock is hosting Tesla, Artimus Pyle, and Reel Big Fish with Less Than Jake within the next few months.

June 14, 2007

Lehigh Valley Cheesesteaks

Filed under: Personal — chadhogg @ 1:29 pm

A friend of mine and his co-workers have started a tour of cheesesteak joints in the Lehigh Valley. Given that it’s one of my favorite foods, I’ve been inspired to join them when I can and fill in the rest myself. Below are my reviews, which will be updated as I visit more places. For the record, “Philly style” means no sauce and Cheese Whiz by default, while “Lehigh Valley style” has a tomato-based sauce, either American or Provolone cheese, and often dill pickle slices. Onions and peppers are optional in either case. In general, I find that the difference between a good and bad cheesesteak is the quality of the meat, while the difference between a good and great cheesesteak is the quality of the bread. Ratings are on a scale of 1-5, with 5 being the best.

Date Location Style Price Size Meat Bread Service Comments
2007-06-14 Michael’s Steaks, 3rd & New, Bethlehem Philly $6.00 4 2 4 2 It tasted more like I was eating a T-bone than a cheesesteak. That probably means they use a better cut of meat than usual, but it just didn’t taste right to me. Despite a significant line, they were making one at a time.
2007-06-18 Feasta Italiana, Shoenersville Rd, Bethlehem Valley $5.50 4 4 4 N/A This is what I expect when I order a Lehigh Valley-style cheesesteak. Worse than this is a disappointment; better is a pleasant surprise.
2007-06-24 Yocco’s, Catasauqua Rd, Bethlehem Valley $4.10 2 2 2 4 This reminds me of a food my elementary school used to make. The meat is chopped so absurdly thin that it is like eating beef dust. Rather than a thick pizza-like sauce, this has a slightly spicy orange liquid. Not altogether unpleasant, but utterly un-cheesesteak-like. Also, this wreaked havoc on my gastrointestinal system for the next 12 hours.
2007-06-26 J. P. MacGrady’s, 3rd St, Bethlehem Valley $5.75 4 3 3 4 A good cheesesteak is a treat. A MacGrady’s cheesesteak is a satisfactory meal, no more and no less.
2007-06-27 Vince’s Cheesesteaks, Cement Belt Fair, Whitehall Valley $5.50 N/A N/A N/A N/A I’ll refrain from a formal review, since I have a conflict of interest. If you can make it to this or the Kutztown or Allentown fair, though, you should definitely try one.
2007-07-11 Sotto Santo, 4th St, Bethlehem Valley $5.30 3 2 3 5 This was just generically bad. You can get a somewhat larger and much tastier cheesesteak for the same price just about anywhere.
2007-08-04 The Brass Rail, Musikfest, Bethlehem Valley $6.00 2 2 2 3 Small, expensive, and generic, with a sauce that just wasn’t quite right. Being at a festival excuses the price, but not the quality.

June 5, 2007

Reading List Revisited

Filed under: Books, Personal — chadhogg @ 9:24 pm

A few months ago I wrote about the rekindling of my old love for reading. I’ve consumed a fair amount of literature in the meantime, most of it quite enjoyable. Because I have such a terrible memory for things, I’m going to start creating a list here of what I’ve read. By the way, the initial post asked for suggestions, and I didn’t get very many.

Finished Title Author Comments
??? Expanded Universe Robert Heinlein Some stories were great, others were definitely not, but the commentary was all golden.
2007-02-28 Stranger In A Strange Land Robert Heinlein Good, but the free love gets old.
??? Time Enough For Love Robert Heinlein A truly great epic story. I cried when Dora died.
??? A Feast For Crows George R. R. Martin This just keeps getting better, but I can’t stand waiting for the next in the series to be written.
??? I Will Fear No Evil Robert Heinlein I am sure the premise of gender change was innovative at the time, but this book falls flat.
2007-05-22 Job: A Comedy Of Justice Robert Heinlein A good story and food for theological thought.
2007-06-04 The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress Robert Heinlein My favorite Heinlein thusfar.
2007-06-10 Nineteen Eighty-Four George Orwell I should have read this disturbingly accurate dystopia long ago.

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