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May 30, 2009

Book Review: Under The Volcano

Filed under: Books — chadhogg @ 11:51 am

This was not an easy book to read. The main character is either quite drunk or suffering from delerium tremens throughout the entire novel, and Lowry goes to great pains to illustrate his fractured mind. Conversation is interspersed with internal dialogue such that it becomes quite difficult to tell who is speaking a line, if it is being spoken at all. At the same time, descriptions of the present flow seamlessly into recollections of the past and back again without so much as a paragraph break. If this were not enough, the narrative is full of short phrases and passages in Spanish, which I did not take the time to translate.

I did not get much out of the novel in spite of my efforts. I have never been an alcoholic, nor part of a love quadrilateral, nor lived in Mexico, nor experienced the political and cultural climate of the 1930s. Thus, I found it difficult to relate to much of anything in the story. I am sure there are deeper levels of meaning than I discovered, but my distance from the intended audience hid them from me.

A comparison with Nabokov’s Lolita seems apt. Both were written by men living in their adopted homeland, about men who similarly emigrated to that nation, and with tragic heroes whose faults are so severe that they are not able to participate in civilized society. Perhaps a comparison with Ulysses is more accurate, given the stream of consciousness narration and that the entire plot takes place within a single day. Thankfully, it is at least a bit more accessible than that work. I wish that, like Lolita, I had read a version that was annotated with translations of non-English sections and explanations of cultural vagaries of the time. I am not sorry that I read Under The Volcano, but I cannot recommend it to anyone else.

The Open Mic Night From Hell

Filed under: Music,Personal — chadhogg @ 9:19 am

I’ve not yet decided how exactly I want to pursue music in Williamsport, but I thought I might start by observing one of the two open mic nights in the area. The other is hosted at a different venue, but has the same house band. Names have been omitted to protect me, since it looks like this is about the only game in town.

The bar was one of the shadiest places I have ever been. It is set back into the forest without much of a sign to help you find it. The parking lot was full of a dozen or so dilapidated pickup trucks. Inside, it was segmented into at least four rooms. Only the first contained a small bar, while the other three had pool tables and the last a space for the band to play. The rooms were very large, very empty of people, and very dark. It looked like one had been built originally and the others added on by the shoddiest construction methods over the years. The walls were haphazardly decorated, if you could call it that, as a hunting lodge. Although they serve food, there was no sign of a kitchen. (My meal was actually fairly tasty, and it has not made me sick yet.) The people in attendance were what you might call a rough crowd, sort of biker-meets-hillbilly. One older patron spent the entire night walking towards me, stopping about a yard away, pacing the other direction for 12 feet or so, then repeating.

The band (a power trio) did not get started until 55 minutes after the official start time, partially due to power and equipment problems. I am not generally competent to judge drummers, but this one had serious issues with maintaining a steady tempo at times. Perhaps because of this the guitarist and bassist rarely seemed quite in sync either. The band, and the drummer especially, seemed unaware of such concepts as subtlety, dynamics, or feel. They played with such a heavy-handedness that every song became a hard rock tune. The second song was “Santeria” by Sublime, and they absolutely pounded into the ground what should have been a light, bouncy song. At one point in the evening a guest drummer was playing very tastefully on Hendrix’s “Hey Joe”, and the official drummer decided to “help out” by appropriating the floor tom and ride cymbal and beating them into submission. (Although the two of them playing on the same set was kind of cool.) One guy got up and sang an original song about kidney stones with details of how it passed through his anatomy.

It was … an interesting night. I’ll probably try the other venue this Wednesday and see if it is any better. If not, I suppose I’ll be back.

May 27, 2009

Defining “Oldies”

Filed under: Music,Personal — chadhogg @ 7:41 am

Driving from Williamsport, PA to Clearwater, FL and back takes you through quite a few changes in radio station ranges, and thus entails frequent flips through the dial. In the span of only a few hours I heard two radio stations that called their format oldies play “Spill The Wine”. I would consider this song definitely not oldies but rather classic rock. (And a poor example of it, at that. War has made some good music, but this is just “Oye Como Va” with a white guy reciting bad poetry.) This reminded me of a debate I had several years ago with regular commenter Ryan Michaluk, one that I would like to take up again.

Ryan is (or at least was) of the opinion that oldies refers simply to music that is old. That is, anything that was released and popular more than about 20 years ago falls under the big tent. I rather believe that oldies does, or should, refer to a specific collection of musical styles that encompass the exploring of this new type of popular music that would succeed swing. Roughly, I would say that oldies consists of jangly, guitar-based rock & roll (early Beatles, Chubby Checker, Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, Bill Haley & His Comets, The Everly Brothers, etc) and doo-wop, Motown, and other early soul music (Ben E. King, Sam Cooke, The Temptations, The Supremes, The Coasters, a billion other “The ____” bands with a single hit, etc). It happens that most of this music was created in the 1950s and 1960s, but this is not its defining characteristic.

By my definition, oldies does not include more sophisticated, less dance-focused rock music (late Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, The Eagles, Neil Young, and so forth) that evolved as a response to rock & roll. To this music I would apply the label “classic rock”. I would fork off further refinements of soul music into funk, disco, and eventually hip-hop as taking a fundamentally different (but certainly valid) branch of popular music. I would also include, although sadly many “classic rock” radio stations do not, the formative stages of metal (Van Halen, Deep Purple, Thin Lizzy, etc) as part of classic rock. Again it is true that this is primarily music released from 1965-1985, but it is the style and influences that make the categorization, not the timeframe.

Alternative rock again is about a movement, not a decade. (How quickly and completely “alternative” became mainstream is a topic for another post.) Heavy metal, punk rock, and vocal pop have branched off of the main rock tree as well, but I believe we are already seeing a cluster of musical styles that are as much a response to alt rock as alt rock was to classic rock and classic rock to rock & roll. I would hope that 20 years from now we will have oldies stations, classic rock stations, alternative rock stations, and post-modern (or whatever this ends up being called) stations. If Nirvana starts getting played on oldies stations it will be a sad day.

I realize that terms like these are flexible and that the prerogative of radio executives is to play whatever is most going to entice advertisers and listeners regardless of what they call it, but there is too much great music in each of these broad genres to allow them to be floating categorizations that soon move real oldies into the trashbin. What do you think?

May 20, 2009

Tampa Museum of Science & Industry

Filed under: Personal — chadhogg @ 6:19 pm

Yesterday we visited the Museum of Science & Industry in Tampa, in another attempt to entertain ourselves in the rain. I had high expectations, but it was not nearly as good as the similarly-named museum in Chicago (see my visit there). They had made a serious effort to make many of their exhibits interactive, but at least a third of them were non-functional during our visit. There were not a great variety of exhibits either. It did, however, have one of the traveling Body Worlds exhibitions, which are definitely worth seeing. (I had already done so, but more than half of our party had not and it was not very expensive; this version was very similar to the one I had seen in Baltimore.)

We spent hours between Body Worlds and the normal exhibit on the human body, which took up probably 1/6 of the entire exhibit space, and my wife seemingly enjoyed all of it. Then we got to the small sections on astronomy, aeronautics, magnetism, and the like, and she found this terribly boring. I, of course, was of precisely the opposite opinion. We managed to compromise on a section discussing the deep sea because she could look at the undersea life forms while I studied the construction of submersibles. Not surprisingly, this seemed to fall roughly on gender lines through everyone else as well.

The best part of the visit was a gentleman walking around announcing an upcoming presentation on Tesla coils, which my sister heard as “testicles”.

May 19, 2009

Slot Machines

Filed under: Personal — chadhogg @ 8:43 am

Last night we were looking for something to do in Florida while it rained, and went to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa. While I have enjoyed losing money at the $2/$4 Texas Hold ‘Em tables at the Borgata, I’ve never before played a slot machine. New visitors (that is, us) could claim a free waiver worth $20 worth of bets that needed to be used in a slot, so we gave it a try. I was a bit disappointed that there were no literal one-armed bandits, just digital machines with flashing buttons and touchscreens. I played some silly game with A-10 cards, knights, and other fantasy-related items, and there was no way to tell what you were actually trying to get for a win. Because many spins win a small amount of money we were able to play for quite a long time with our $20 and bets in increments of $0.02.

We walked in with $20 of our own money and $60 from the house, and left with about $80. Not bad. I don’t know what payout Florida law requires, but we certainly got somewhat lucky. I suppose they expect to get people addicted and recoup their investment, but we certainly will not be back. Add in all the overhead and it probably cost them $10 to give us $60 and an hour of free entertainment. I cannot say that I found playing the slots to be fun in any sense of the word, but I guess many people enjoy it. I did enjoy viewing all of the rock & roll memorabilia hanging on the walls, and would probably like to see what the Sands has done with the old steel property, but the glitzy slots themselves ruin any pretense of ambiance.

May 15, 2009

Book Review: The Way Of All Flesh

Filed under: Books — chadhogg @ 3:47 pm

I enjoyed Butler’s semi-autobiographical novel far more than Sons And Lovers. (And much more than A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man. Was there some requirement that turn-of-the-century novelists from the British isles write such a work?) Although written some 30 years earlier, I found it much more accessible to the modern reader. Framing the entire story as a second-hand account from someone who was occasionally involved in the plot but in general was told about things long after the fact helps, I believe. While it discusses weighty matters, the book is full of wit that seems fresh today. It is no surprise that Butler could not publish this during his lifetime; while much of what would have shocked the Victorians is commonplace now, few people would like to see themselves in the novel’s antagonists, as is inevitable. The first two thirds of the book are one of the greatest primers on what not to do as a parent, teacher, or other guardian of a child ever written. While I disagree with some of Butler’s philosophy and theology, he certainly anticipated postmodernism by more than half a century.

My only complaint is that the last tenth or so of the novel is quite weak. Perhaps I am missing something powerful, but to my interpretation it slowly peters out without anything noteworthy happening. The postscript in particular tells me nothing at all. Anyone who seriously wishes to be a good parent, teacher, or clergyman should read this critically and with a constant eye to their own thoughts and behaviors.

May 14, 2009

Nutrition, Obesity, and Blame

Filed under: Personal — chadhogg @ 10:03 am

I expect this will ramble quite a bit, so please forgive me in advance. My gmail webclip this morning was How Mac N’ Cheese Is Like A Cigarette. One might expect that such a provocative headline would actually discuss neurochemistry, but it was a little light on details. (To be fair, it points to what is presumably a more informative book.) My wife and I are quite bad at eating healthily. The following is a list of the meals I can recall preparing since we got our new kitchen setup: frozen pizza (x3), frozen chicken cordon bleu, baked potatoes with cheese and bacon, baked potatoes with the nasty soy product that my wife calls butter and salt and pepper, tacos (shell, lean ground beef, cheese, tomato, salsa), nachos (taco leftovers), boxed macaroni and cheese. I almost always eat a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch, and my breakfasts recently have been either a pop-tart or pineapple and strawberries.

My terrible diet is in no way a result of my parents feeding me this way in childhood. My family ate all of these things on occasion, of course, but it was very rare to have a meal without a vegetable. The problem was that I hated them, and once I was old enough to be given some choice in the matter stopped eating them. My tastes are slowly changing (I now think that peppers and onions can make excellent flavorings, for example), but I would still never touch most vegetables. I can perhaps be convinced to avoid what the author of the above-linked article calls “food that is extremely palatable”, but there is no way I am going to start eating something that I find disgusting.

To a point I would like to eat healthier foods. While I was a bachelor I used only whole wheat bread, but we now compromise on “whole grain white”. When you take two people who are unhealthy, picky eaters and pair them together you pare down the acceptable foods to the intersection of their tastes, not the union. I also admit to laziness; when I buy fresh ingredients that will require significant preparation time they often sit until they are about to rot. Fortunately, I am not overly concerned with this. “Here for a good time, not a long time” might be maligned as a slogan of the short-sighted hedonist, but in part it is quite sensible. I find eating a tasty meal to be one of the most exquisite, if mundane, pleasures of my life. If I could live 75 years of eating what I enjoy or 80 of grimacing and holding my nose at mealtime, that is one of the easiest choices I have ever made.

While I do not blame my parents for my poor choices as Ms. Arnst does, nor am I as willing to blame food manufacturers as she. I know full well that the groceries I buy are full of fat, sugar, salt, and preservatives; Kraft is not pulling any wool over my eyes. I will not blame them for making products that taste good. I am, however, willing to put some of the blame for my weight (at 5’7″ and 175lbs solidly in the middle of the overweight band) and that of the nation on restauranteurs. The explosion in portion size over the last several decades is absurd.

This makes business sense for the restaurant owner, unfortunately. If ingredients make up only 1/3 of his costs (just an educated guess, but probably a reasonably accurate one), then by doubling the amount of food he gives out and increasing the price by 50% he earns a greater profit and the customer feels that he is getting a good deal. In fact, many restaurants seem to hinge their fame on serving absolutely ridiculous portions. The consumer (including myself) has a hard time resisting buying at the lower price/unit, and even more difficulty wasting some of what he has purchased. The customer has the option of taking home half of his meal for later, but food is rarely nearly as good when reheated. The result is that when I eat at a restaurant I almost always leave stuffed to the point of being uncomfortable without ordering anything beyond an entree. This is entirely the fault of my own lack of self-control, but business could help by at least offering the option of buying smaller portions.

One day in the last two weeks Rachel was craving ice cream, so we went to Dairy Queen. I was not particularly hungry, but it had been years since I last ate a blizzard and I remembered them as being delicious, so I ordered a small. Their smallest serving was at least 12 oz., more ice cream than anyone ever needs in a single sitting. Of course, I ate the entire thing, and it may have even tasted better than I remembered.

I am somewhat skeptical of the article’s claims that the obesity epidemic is much more about food than exercise, as I am about many fad diets. I have no scientific data on which to test my theories, nor do I practice them myself very well, but I firmly believe that moderation in all things is the most healthy diet a person can eat. The body needs protein, fat, carbohydrates, vitamins, salt, etc. To completely cut any of those things from your diet or severely curtail them may induce weight loss, but it cannot be healthy. I also think that while the abundance of highly processed foods does have a significant impact, sedentary lifestyles are the primary reason Americans weigh so much more today than in years past.

When a colonialist killed an animal, you can be sure he consumed every edible part of it, including all of the fat. The difference is that he put in 12 hours of hard labor chopping wood or some such thing, while I and many other people sit at a desk all day. I also, on this note, find it somewhat humorous that 200 years ago exercise was a byproduct of useful work while today most people get their exercise from exertions that accomplish absolutely nothing. How much energy could we save if treadmills, stationary bicycles, free weights, etc could somehow turn the forces applied to them into the non-scientific definition of work?

I think there were other things I wanted to say, but this has gone on long enough without any structure or central thesis. In summary, I will continue to eat, drink, and be merry until it affects my quality of life more than switching to bland or worse foods would.

May 12, 2009

Concert Review: The Right Now

Filed under: Music — chadhogg @ 9:00 am

Yesterday morning on a whim I ran a google search for “live music williamsport” and was pleasantly surprised to read that an 8-piece soul band from Chicago would be playing a free show at a restaurant/bar downtown that night. The Bullfrog Brewery reminds me very strongly of the Bethlehem Brew Works, from the towering storage tanks and variety of craft beers to the warm, comfortable atmosphere. I ordered a “bowl of chips with BBQ sauce”, which is just what it sounds like. The chips were not quite as crispy or thin as the mass-produced variety, but definitely following the American definition of chips over the British one. There was no stage to speak of, so the band had been pushed into a tiny corner of the room from which a table had been removed.

The Right Now is led by a female vocalist accompanied by seven gentlemen: tenor sax, tenor trombone, bari sax, keyboards/guitar/vocals, guitar/vocals, bass, drums. Several members also played a variety of percussion instruments throughout the evening. They categorize themselves as soul musicians, and Ms. Berecz is certainly a sweet soul singer. The rest of the band has a harder-edged sound that could be as accurately called funk. None of the members were exceptional, but all were good and the band was definitely better than the sum of its constituents. The mixing was surprisingly good for a large group trying not to blow away an audience that was right on top of them, and the brewery had better acoustics than any place not designed for live music has a right to. In spite of the cramped space the horn players had some energetic choreography and there was room for a dozen or so people at a time to dance once a group decided to shove their table out of the way. The band seemed genuinely surprised, excited, and energized by the response of the crowd for a Monday night, but it is always difficult to tell if you are the 100th straight “best audience yet” for a tour.

I have no idea how a place this size, with no cover charge, is able to pay enough to be worth the trip split among all of those people. The night was full of bittersweet nostalgia for me, as it reminded me of the ill-fated soul band that I had led for a few months. One of the problems that band had is that it did not seem worthwhile taking a gig that would not pay $100 per person, and there are not many venues that can afford to lay out $700 without some sort of guarantee that the band has a following that will show up and buy tickets and drinks. However they managed it, I am glad they did. It looks like this area might actually have a fairly vibrant music scene. If you get a chance to see the band (they’ll be in Philly tomorrow night), I would suggest you take it.

May 9, 2009

U. S. Presidents

Filed under: Personal — chadhogg @ 11:45 am

There was a time, just 9 years ago, when I could have told you all of the former presidents of the United States, the years they served, and what political party they belonged to. I was just thinking about it, and I have lost almost all of that knowledge. My A. P. History teacher would be disappointed, I am sure. My best effort is below; how would you do?

  • George Washington, no party, starting in the 1780s when the Constitution was ratified
  • Thomas Jefferson, Democratic-Republican
  • John Adams, Federalist
  • James Madison, Federalist
  • John Quincy Adams, Federalist
  • [some others that I do not recall ...]
  • Andrew Jackson, Democrat
  • [a lot of others that I do not recall ...]
  • Abraham Lincoln, Republican, 1860s
  • [at least Lincoln's VP, possibly some others ...]
  • Ulysses Grant, unknown party
  • [lots more that I do not remember ...]
  • Theodore Roosevelt, Democrat, late 1800s or early 1900s
  • [some more that I forget ...]
  • Woodrow Wilson, unknown party, end of World War I
  • [more gaps ...]
  • Herbert Hoover, unknown party, late 1920s
  • Franklin Roosevelt, Democrat, 4 terms
  • Harry Truman, unknown party, end of World War II
  • [possibly someone in here]
  • Dwight Eisenhower, unknown party
  • [possibly some more in here]
  • John Kennedy, Democrat, early 1960s
  • Lyndon Johnson, Democrat, late 1960s
  • [possibly some in here]
  • Richard Nixon, Republican
  • [at least Nixon's VP]
  • Jimmy Carter, Democrat
  • Ronald Reagan, Republican
  • George H. W. Bush, Republican, 1989-1993
  • Bill Clinton, Democrat, 1993-2001
  • George W. Bush, Republican, 2001-2009
  • Barack Obama, Democrat, 2009-present

Then there is the short list of presidents whose name I remember but whom I cannot place in the timeline.

  • James Buchanan
  • Grover Cleveland
  • Warren Harding
  • William Henry Harrison
  • Rutherford Hayes
  • Franklin Pierce
  • William Taft

Even within the small amount of information that I thought I had retained there are quite a few errors. I reversed the positions of Adams and Jefferson. I forgot about Monroe. (How could I? The Monroe Doctrine!) I had the wrong parties for Madison, Quincy Adams, and Teddy Roosevelt.

May 7, 2009

The Dawning Of A New Era

Filed under: Administration — chadhogg @ 9:12 pm

This is an exciting time for The Blogg. Not only is it hosted from a new location, but is now on new hardware as well. Thanks to a generous donation from the Drexel University physics department through Ryan Michaluk, the web server is now running on dual Athlon MP 1800+s (formerly a single Intel Celeron 2.4Ghz), and I’ve splurged on 1GB of memory (formerly 512MB) and a 2TB disk array (formerly 320GB). In addition, my new ISP no longer blocks port 80, so you can forget remembering to attach to port 8765. To celebrate all of this, I have also purchased a domain name. For now sigaserver.dynds.org will continue to work, but so will chadhogg.name. (Go ahead and try it.) Please update your bookmarks, RSS feeds, links, etc to reflect the new name, as the old one will be going away eventually.

There will be one more pseudo-scheduled downtime, because when I am really sure that everything is operating correctly on the new server, the old server will replace my currently hacked together router.

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