The Blogg

May 31, 2010

Hear A Blog

Filed under: Computing — chadhogg @ 3:39 pm

Through The Daily WTF, I have become aware of Hear A Blog, a service that produces human narration of written content for people to listen to. I am sure there are many people for whom this is useful: the blind, people who want the book-on-tape paradigm to apply to timely web content, etc. Personally, I desperately want someone to develop a Read A Podcast service. (I also hate how Apple managed to brand the old and obvious idea of expressing non-musical information in recorded audio form, but that is a fight for another day.)

There are all sorts of audio streams that provide information I would find interesting. On the site Slate alone there are several weekly conversations that look interesting to me. Every week they have a discussion of sports stories from that week, a discussion of cultural and media stories, one on politics, and another about food. A lot of information would be lost in a transcript, but I can live without inflection, phrasing, and the like. Another rich source of non-textual information is in video. One of the blogs that I read, when it updates, very often points out clips on youtube or TED talks or such things where there may be interesting visuals but the essential content is just someone talking.

I am glad that audio and video content exists for those people who can best process information provided to them in an auditory or visual form, but I feel like text should be the universal lowest common denominator in which all information is available. There is simply no way that I am going to take half an hour out of my day to watch a video of someone talking or listen to a conversation that does not involve me. If I could instead spend five minutes reading what had been said, however, that would be very attractive. For major media outlets like Slate, producing a transcript would be a very minor cost. For content repositories like youtube it would be very easy to run a speech recognition algorithm on all of their data and provide estimated transcriptions of those videos that contain at least 25% speech. If I had more time and ambition, I might try to build a crowd-sourced community of people that transcribe whatever they read / watch for the benefit of others so that only one member of the community needs to go through that per piece of media.

May 23, 2010

Game Review: Portal

Filed under: Gaming — chadhogg @ 5:51 pm

The next entry on my list of moderately old, critically acclaimed games that I had not played was Portal. It was rather short (I completed the game, without any of the bonus levels, in a single 4.5 hour sitting), but still amazing for the price and the fact that it was essentially designed by a small group of students. The fundamental gameplay elements made it the most interesting puzzle game I have ever played, though that is not a genre with which I have much experience. The dialogue monologue and graffiti were a bit too much at times, but still a remarkably effective way of telling a story without exposition and quite witty. Even the musical score was very good.

Most of the game does a good job of introducing you to the sorts of things that you can (and need to) do step by step. I needed to resort to looking up a way to move forward only twice, both in what you might call the postgame. At the very beginning, however, I could have used some instruction. It took me quite a while to figure out where portals would appear and why before gaining the ability to place them myself. I ran around for 15 minutes through the same areas again and again before realizing that if I walked up to a device making blue portals that I could pick it up.

The cake was delicious, but I do miss the Weighted Companion Cube.

May 20, 2010

Everybody Lies (At Least Blumenthal And Landis)

Filed under: Politics,Sports — chadhogg @ 6:59 pm

Not just a House aphorism, but a statement too often proven true. Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal has been allowing people to believe that he is a Vietnam veteran, to paint it in the most charitable light, despite having never done so. In fact, he apparently successfully did just about everything possible to avoid being drafted and later deployed overseas. Why would he lie about something so easy to repudiate? It isn’t like being a veteran was a requirement for getting his job; making these false statements can only have had a very minor effect on his approval rating, while discovery that they were false will surely scuttle his political career.

Some are saying that part of being a politician is built on exaggerations and half-truths, such as Secretary Clinton having faced sniper fire in Bosnia and Senator McCain having never referred to himself as a “Maverick”, and that the line between truth and fiction blurs for people in such a position. I can see that point to an extent. Like so many people with everything to lose who still cannot keep their pants on, it seems to be a pathological compulsion. Slate has a humorously rigorous skewering of Blumenthal’s hypocrisy.

The other case in the news at the moment is Floyd Landis admitting to doping. Most people probably forgot about Landis long ago if they ever knew who he was, but since he grew up some 15 miles from my own hometown he was a big local story when he won the Tour de France in 2006. Immediately after the race he was accused of using synthetic testosterone based on lab tests drawn during one stage of the race and stripped of his title. Although it looked unlikely in light of the evidence, I think everyone in Lancaster County wanted to believe that he was innocent, or had been unknowingly doped, or something. The kid with old-order Mennonite parents could not have been a cheater. Today he still denies having used testosterone at the time he was accused, but admits that his entire career was fueled with performance enhancing drugs.

Landis says that he “does not feel guilty” about using performance enhancing drugs, and that doping simply leveled the playing field since every other cyclist does it. That seems to be somewhat valid, but I sure hope he feels guilty about having repeatedly lied to everyone for the last four years. To have cheated and been evasive about it is one thing, but Landis went far beyond that. Recognizing that he would be very unlikely to actually succeed in having his title returned, he nevertheless fought vigorously against the charges, saying this was about his honor and principles. In the course of appeal after appeal he impugned the lab that performed the tests, the French cycling administration in general, and many other people. I realize this is just defense lawyering 101, but it seems especially galling when the consequences of admitting guilt are much less severe than prison time or execution. Landis even used fundraising from fans and believers to finance his appeals. Perhaps it is just because I had a geographical connection with Landis, but he seems like far more of a scumbag than any of the steroid users uncovered in baseball and other sports.

May 17, 2010

Book Review: A Passage To India

Filed under: Books — chadhogg @ 1:07 pm

The writing is fine and the plot interesting, but I enjoyed this more as an illustration of life in a colonial, apartheidic regime than as a novel. I am always amazed when I realize how recently institutionalized discrimination has been the norm, both in the United States and abroad. While most of Forster’s British characters are unabashedly prejudiced against native Indians, even the author reveals what I presume to be his own less offensive stereotypes in expository sections. Most characters in the book are one-dimensional, which is a shame. Surely it could have better pointed the reader toward his own biases if we could see any Anglo-Indians other than Miss Quested, Mrs. Moore, and Mr. Fielding as sympathetic. I do appreciate the fact that no perspectives of Indian women are given, nor are any even named. Perhaps this was not intentional, but it nicely symbolizes the purdah system. I had much difficulty understanding what actually happened in the story’s climactic moment. Apparently critics see it as a symbol for the shock of Western minds understanding Hindu philosophy, but I do not see that at all in the text.

May 16, 2010

A Fond Farewell

Filed under: Uncategorized — chadhogg @ 1:28 am

According to news releases, NBC Universal has chosen to cancel long-running drama Law & Order. Wikipedia claims the same fate for Law & Order: Criminal Intent, but their source has gone missing and I can find no corroboration. In exchange, we are to get a new spin-off set in Los Angeles.

The glory days of Lennie Briscoe investigating cases and Jack McCoy trying them were never coming back, but I actually thought the current detectives and attorneys were quite interesting and believable. I enjoyed the original series more than any of its spin-offs because of its unique split in focus between the police and the courts. While there are probably lots of reasons that viewership has dropped over the years, I think one of the greatest threats to Law & Order was competition from itself. By now the series has covered just about every possible interesting scenario multiple times. Between NBC, USA, and TNT, you could practically watch a rerun from one of the related franchises all day, every day. With such an extensive catalog (and my poor cultural memory) many are as good as a new episode. Add in all of the CSI franchises, NCIS, and the rest of the crime procedurals produced in recent years and there is a real glut of material.

Still, it would have been nice to see them make 21 seasons and take the record as longest-running drama. As for Criminal Intent, they essentially jettisoned the entire cast at the beginning of this season. Jeff Goldblum’s character is ok, but it was really only Vincent D’Onofrio’s portrayal of Robert Goren that made the show work. I would not be surprised to find that their ratings have fallen off a cliff in the last few months. Even Special Victims Unit has been going down hill recently, featuring cases filled with implausible and unexplained events. I assume the primary reason a version of Law & Order set in Los Angeles is expected to do well is that it will have a much lower casting budget than the original. Perhaps it will prove to be just as good, but it will be difficult to pique my interest in an entirely new cast of characters.

May 9, 2010

Cultural Memory

Filed under: Books,Gaming,Music,Personal — chadhogg @ 12:34 am

“Cultural memory” seems to me the best descriptor of what I want to discuss in this post, but it appears that I do not mean it in the usual sense. What I mean is individuals’ memories of culture, and how it colors their interpretation of new art and experiences. You might feel more comfortable thinking of this in terms of “tropes”, “memes”, or “allusions”.

You can find these cultural touchstones in music, when Metallica plays a melody from West Side Story, when Neil Young sings about Johnny Rotten and the King, when Bruce Springsteen writes an album based on the character of Tom Joad, and even (ugh) when Kid Rock fuses Warren Zevon and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Examples abound in literature, such as Joseph Heller’s take on Achilles, any other work that uses that phrase, the similarities between one of Heinlein’s titular characters and a familiar figure (along with a vast number of other literary characters), and Nabokov’s obsession with The Raven. Television and film do the same thing: Community’s Abed builds a job as a short-order cook into a ruthlessly efficient underground market in chicken fingers that would impress Michael Corleone, Spaceballs visits the Emerald City in addition to its more obvious parodies, etc. Also, computer games, youtube videos, visual art, and any other form of creative expression. It is even useful in “real life”, like when someone inserts a quote from a movie into their conversation.

Tapping into someone’s cultural memory is a very powerful thing. Comparing a new situation or character to one with which people are already familiar can provide as much detail as thousands of words. When I described the name of a bill as Orwellian, it saved quite a bit of explanation of the absurdity of naming something as its exact opposite. Through the power of analogical reasoning, it may even be possible to succinctly communicate a concept that cannot be expressed directly. This is exactly what I was trying to do when, recently struggling to describe exactly my interpretation of the psyche of Michael Scott, I instead compared him to Willy Loman. Placing cultural memories in different settings or scenarios from those in which they originated can be fantastically humorous. Shared cultural memories can help to form bonds between people as well. This is my goal (and to get a laugh) when I reveal my poker hand with the proud statement “all red”.

All this is well and good, but what happens when someone attempts to communicate through a cultural memory that their audience does not have? Part of my decision to start reading through parts of the literary canon a few years ago was to expand my cultural memories. I made a very poor choice in starting with what many consider the greatest novel ever written. While the primary reason that I struggled until eventually realizing it was making me dread reading and gave up was the writing style, it would have been largely a futile effort even if that were not the case. To gain anything more than a surface understanding of Ulysses, it seems one must have a working knowledge of the entire source material of Western civilization.

In the case of Ulysses, much of what I was missing was material I had never read. My much larger concern, however, is that cultural memories rarely seem to make it into the long-term storage center of my brain. I can remember obscure and useless facts quite well and experiences of my own life fairly, but my memory of fiction is exceedingly poor. I was able to come up with the examples above largely from material that I either had been required to study academically, love dearly, or have consumed often or recently. I started writing short reviews of everything I read here partially to mitigate this problem (also, I crave the opportunity to discuss these works with others who might comment), but I am not sure it has worked well. For most of the books I have read in the last four years I could probably write everything I remember in a fairly short paragraph, and most of that would come from the first 10% of the book. “To The Lighthouse” is a great example — I remember only that a young child hoped to visit a lighthouse, his father told him it would be impossible due to weather, and his mother wanted him to hold out hope. I believe that was on the first page or so. Of the actual trip to the lighthouse I can remember very little. I think they were boarders in someone’s home, along with an artist. There was someone else who belittled the artist because he believed women could not be creative. Some people visited a beach and lost a piece of jewelry. Or maybe that was from a different novel. The only thing I can say for sure is that I did not enjoy it.

There are certainly times when this lack of long-term cultural memory can be useful. I can watch a movie, read a book, and play a computer game that I have not touched in several years and be surprised by the punchlines and surprise endings as if I was experiencing them for the first time. But most of the time it is quite frustrating. When people quote movies at me, I more often than not can recognize that there is supposed to be some subtext but do not know what it is. In the books I am reading I know I am missing layers of meaning that I should be able to understand. When I must wait years between installments of a series, I have no chance of being able to understand the latest installment without re-reading its predecessors.

Perhaps I should just be glad that my brain decides to save programming language syntax and the route to the grocery store instead of plot points …

May 8, 2010

NBC’s Community

Filed under: Uncategorized — chadhogg @ 2:37 am

If you’ve not watched the show “Community” Thursdays on NBC, you should give the first few episodes a try. I think it may have surpassed “The Office” as my favorite show in that lineup, as good Office episodes have become less and less common. “Parks And Recreation” is also quite good, but that is a topic for another time. “Community” is much like “Family Guy” in that more than half of the show is parodying other media, lampshade hanging, taking reasonable ideas to their illogical extremes, and one-liners. Initially character development was important, but more recent episodes have been mostly exploring how the characters interact in increasingly absurd scenarios.

That said, this week’s episode was especially made of win. I have never played paintball myself. It sounds like a lot of fun in theory, but I feared it would devolve into arguments about who shot first, whether or not someone had really been hit, etc. If it were played as in this episode, where people struck with paint immediately act like corpses, I would be all about that. I did try laser tag once many years ago, assuming that the use of sensors would mean that one’s weapon would be disabled as soon as they became a casualty. Instead there were no tactics whatsoever and opponents just stood across from each other scoring a dozen hits each before returning to power their weapons at their own base. Do there exist more “realistic” forms of this?

While I would not expect a comedy of this nature to be extremely careful about continuity, there was something that made little sense to me in this one. For at least the first half dozen episodes Jeff took no trouble to hide from Britta or anyone else his desire to get in her pants. Now when people say there is sexual tension between them he denies it. What gives?

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